Sunday, March 30, 2008

LOUIE'S CLASSY-FIDES (personals)

SWF seeking a cool drink of water between 18-35. Requirements are as follows: eyes the color of a mt. dew can, must be an avid UNO fan with an appreciation of Pictionary, climbing trees, burning the breeze, picking up strangers, skippin rope, frolicking, squishing cow patties, house broke, and drives a dirty van (the bigger the better), likes jogging backwards and wearing short shorts with converse, and doesn't mind doing CPM's on Sunday afternoons in the dead of winter, enjoys plinking, is big on a little less talk and a lot more action, facial hair is a bonus, and a fondness for jump rope for heart hats and cowboy shoes. But above all, he MUST BE LAWLESS.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoa- I know just where to find a JUMPROPE FOR HEART hat and cowboy shoes... Where the man they belong to is I don't know. I think he may have gotten mugged in the UP. Sal may know the whereabouts- check with her.

Anonymous said...

Sounds interesting :)

Anonymous said...

WAIT! Halt the press! One important feature is missing. This strapping young fellow must also like to binge with the best of us!(good arm optional) I know I wasn't physically present, but I'm sure you remembered me in spirit, right?

Lois said...

the best part is- we actually did... we figured they made 4 packs for when dirty joanie was with us :)

Anonymous said...

Score! :)

Anonymous said...

I heard about a guy that's lawless- I heard he's on YouTube-- Am I on to something here?
Jan
(ps, he's not related to me either.)

Anonymous said...

:) Ok. I am totally clueless here. Who's on YouTube?

Anonymous said...

I am also TOTALLY clueless- Who's on youtube??? Loie- all big sisters NEED to know this kind of info. It's only right that you share this kind of stuff. Cheryl

Anonymous said...

Come on Loie! You better inform everyone! Ha! ;) It's pretty good, I will admit.

Anonymous said...

Excellent, excellent. I enjoyed the finished product...ahh, for eyes the color of a Mt. Dew can...

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