yeah...

So, today when I was out earning a living, this lady came through the drive through and ordered a hot dog. Me, being a good little soldier, made her her hot dog. As I was handing it out to her I brilliantly said "The ketchup with a hot dog and relish..." Yeah. She looked at me like I was slightly retarded, and then busted out laughing. I quietly slunk away from the window, never to be seen again.